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Comedy Central
Dec 3, 2013 1:00am PST
- so you're telling us that dr. janus has been the owner of city wok all this time? - that's right. of all his multiple personalities, the strongest was lu kim, and we never would have known if it hadn't have been for inspector butters. [applause] - thanks. i'm just glad the whole thing is over and done. maybe now poor ol' dr. janus can finally get the help he needs. - yes, butters, thanks to you maybe dr. janus can get back to his real self. - yes, i'm sure he could. but then again... does the world really need another therapist? - what do you mean? - well, i mean, would it really be so bad for us to just let him go on thinking he's lu kim forever? now that city sushi is gone, city wok is the only chinese restaurant left in town. - oh, yeah. - yeah! let's just let him keep believing he's a chinese man. - done. - good! - all right! [all cheering] - detective, he's asking for a blanket. is that all right? - go ahead. we're gonna process him and get him back to the restaurant. - thank you. [thinking] ooh, i hate a japanese people. they try and shut down my city wok. but they never wi
Comedy Central
Dec 5, 2013 11:00pm PST
that this six foot five sandinists yette was coming it our city goodbye. >> jon:. >> i'll all right i'll stay. after everything the wealthy have done for you mayor bloomberg understands. >> if we do get every billionaire around here it would be a good send. they would pay a lot of taxes, spend a lot of money in the stores and restaurants and create a big chunk of our economy and we take tax revenues from those people to help people throughout the entire rest of spectrum. >> we billionaires are new york city. whereas new york is yankee stadium with the best seats bought up by bankers who don't even use them. new york is the statue of liberty. closed for a private event. >> jon: that was closed because of hurricane sandy. >> that's what they told you because you were not invited. >> jon: what was the event? >> i can't tell you but it was a secret sex party with masks. i don't know who i was having sex with a woman who looked like sumner redstone with a mask on p. the point is he is going to turn this city into a living hell. >> jon: he's not. all he is doing is adding a half percent tax increas
Comedy Central
Dec 4, 2013 11:00pm PST
and in select cities on january 17. it's remarkable. jehane noujaim. thank you. [cheers and applause]
Comedy Central
Dec 5, 2013 9:00am PST
trouble showing it there. the square is available on netflix and in select cities on january 17. it's remarkable. jehane noujaim. thank you. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's is our show. here it is your moment of zen. norad is gearing up for the annual santa tracking mission. >> santa has a couple of m-18's on its tail. they
Comedy Central
Dec 5, 2013 7:30pm PST
and in select cities on january 17. it's remarkable. jehane noujaim. thank you. [cheers and applause] ó8]÷ál-xj,íj ,96z 0úxhçhç4=4=p%u [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's is our show. here it is your moment of zen. norad is gearing up for the annual santa tracking mission. >> santa has a couple of m-18's on its tail. they  ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] [cheering and applause] announcer: dave chappelle! oh, wow... man. welcome, welcome to the chappelle show, everybody. thanks for coming out, man, i am your, um, host. [laughs] [laughter] you know, i gotta tell y'all. i just bought one of the hottest albums i bought in a long time, man. that, that chocolate factory, that r. kelly. he put it down. [applause] i mean, say what you want to say about his scandal. but the music is scandal-proof, you know what i'm saying? and any real fan of r. kelly wouldn't let that scandal stop him. because if you was paying attention
Search Results 0 to 8 of about 9 (some duplicates have been removed)